Heather Jonasson left Texas for Stockholm 17 years ago to marry a Swede and escape the awful Texas heat and humidity. Wow, did she get her wish!
She tricked this Swede into marrying her with the promise of barbecue, but upon her arrival he suddenly realized that she was American and her only means of acquiring food was at a drive-in. He kept her anyway because she provided endless entertainment at mispronouncing Swedish words.
Now Heather is a citizen of Sweden, which means she is required to drive a Volvo, listen to Abba and furnish her home with IKEA furniture. But she refuses to eat surströmming. That’s just nasty.